surface shitcicles
when you own a dog and must clean up the p–p in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the p–p, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.
i have to pick up the surface sh-tcicles in the backyard, i have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.
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