surfed
the verb form of {surfboard}, where a girl grinds and sinks onto the man, who is lying erect.
becky surfed her boyfriend last friday. i think he still hasn’t shaken off the shock of that encounter.
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- surrealization
the act of realizing how utterly surreal your present situation is i just surrealized that i’ve been a parent for weeks! and my kid’s still alive! jim woke up in a bath filled with ice to the horrid surrealization that he’d been drugged and lost a kidney.
- Swactivated
something activated by sweat, i.e. deodorant, armpit odor d-mn, that run totally swactivated a nasty odor, i think i stink.
- sword and shield
an activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect p-n-s tries to thrust in into the v-g-n-, or in other words the shield. me and my girl were playing sword and shield last night.
- The Fleet
the fleet is a mythical creature that supposedly exists inside the marine corps after training. this is where things are supposed to get easier and a tad less stresseful. the existence of the fleet has been proven a lie and does in fact not exist. “a” school instructor- “we are training you for the fleet.” […]
- The Mark of the Dab
the mark left on a person’s skin when it comes into contact with a hot “nail” when dabbing. a type of branding. -“what is that on your arm?” -“the mark of the dab.” -“wtf?” -“i was dabbing last night and i forgot the nail was hot, got the mark of the dab.”