surfing the andy
surfing the andy involves sliding the p-n-s up and down through a pair of b-tt cheeks. it is akin to t-tty f-cking, but involves the -ss. there is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
ex:1
tony: how did nate do on his date?
jim: she wouldn’t go all the way, but he did surf the andy for two hours.
tony: nice!!
ex 2:
eric: that star jones is so hot! i’d pay a million dollars to surf her andy!
ex 3:
boy: mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
mother: honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.
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