surfing the net


looking up anything on the internet. going on websites
jess was surfing the net.
taking a sequence of hits from a gravity bong(also known as a gb or “tube”, hence the name.) this comes from the north jersey dialect for taking a hit from a gravity bong as “ripping a tube.” therefore, ripping more than one tube in a row is called “surfing the net” because after all, the internet is really just a series of tubes.
a: hey, are you ripping another? how many is that?
b: this’ll be my second.
a: oh snap, you’ll be surfing the net soon.
b: hold on, i have to log on.

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