Surprise Barrel Roll
the act in which mid s-x the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.
shane: “hey rick!”
rick: “what now shane..”
shane: “guess what i did to laurie last tuesday?”
rick gives him a serious face and asks,”what did you do to her shane?”
shane: “i gave her the famous surprise barrel roll on her for 10 seconds!”
rick turns around and mutters to himself,”i was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds…”
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