surprise buttsex
-n-l s-x, only unexpected. if you were suddenly penetrated -n-lly, you’d be surprised too.
-sneaks up behind a person- surprise b-tts-x!
to randomly dry hump someone from behind
joey: surprise b-tt s-x!!!!! -dry hump’s yuig-
yuig: joey, with you its never a surprise…
when a girl is having s-x with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his p-n-s comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the v-g-n- and puts it in the b-tt!
girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?
girl 2: girl he was good except he was f-cking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise b-tt s-x! and now im sore cuz jimmys got a big d-ck
girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
when you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.
sucker punched in the t-rdcutter with a p-n-s.
jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise b-tt s-x from mike
a 3rd of ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys irish cream. pours in a shot gl-ss vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.
delicious shotty aka the beat shot ever called surprise b-tts-x
very hott -n-l intercourse brought on by an erect p-n-s or three and a surprised -n-s that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the p-n-s(es) ripping open their tight -n-s hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when i bent over only to find 3 p-n-ses ripping apart my -n-s hole.
“surprise b-tt s-x”
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