surprise charlie
when one takes a sh-t in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.
boyfriend: oh, happy birthday sweetheart
girlfriend: oh, you bought me a sock? why does it smell funny?
boyfriend: pow!! right in the kisser.
(surprise charlie or the b-tches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)
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