surprise jellyroll
when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. if date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
“she wasn’t exactly a blind date, i knew her from highschool but hadn’t seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when i picked her up at her apartment.”
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