Surprise Laundry List
(n.) a list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. usually gets in the way of previous plans.
patrick: hey man, i’m on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.
matt: sorry, i can’t anymore. marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
patrick: d-mn. women these days…
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