Surprise of The Century
1. when playing settlers of catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.
2. (a)when your friends are doing or say something completely expected. -note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) you can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. friend simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. “surprise of the century.”
example: i find my friend playing the same video game after i get back from school, “surprise of the century.”
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