Surprise Party
occurs when an unexpected guest knocks on your bedroom door when you are masturbating and about to -rg-sm, and you open the door and -j-c-l-t- on them, shouting “surprise party!” common in college dormitories.
i knocked on my neighbor’s door to ask him if i could borrow his scissors, and to my horror he appeared at the door completely naked with his hand on his p-n-s and promptly -j-c-l-t-d in my eye, shouting, “surprise party!”
during intercourse, oral s-x, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to -j-c-l-t- upon the torso of his partner. at this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells “surprise!”
wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scr-ping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!
when a lot of people you don’t know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.
person #1: dude, last night was such a surprise party!
person #2: i know! where the f-ck did all those people come from?
must be done with lights off! when a male pretends to have penetrated a female’s v-g-n- with his p-n-s but in fact has inserted a life-like d-ld- (works best from behind). he proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the d-ld- all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the d-ld- deep in the v-g-n-. the male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
i threw quite a surprise party with your mom last night!
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