Surprise Porn


a genre of p-rnography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their ‘suprise’, s-xual acts are performed on them.

these actions can vary from a females dress ‘accidentally’ being ‘snagged’ on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a p-rnographic film on the curbside.

suprise p-rn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise p-rn has been created!

advocates of the suprise p-rn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
i jacked off to some good surprise p-rn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.

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