surprise pudding
when you’re doing -n-l with your girl and she sh-ts on your d-ck without warning.
last night i have my bf some surprise pudding. i don’t think he liked it.
while in the process of removing a chick’s underwear (or men for you t-rd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
yo son, don’t f-ck with that b-tch. last night i d-mn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
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