Surprise pussy jack-attack
when you’re pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.
last night i was { jacking off},and just as i was getting ready to {c-m}, fluffy pulled a surprise p-ssy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.
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