surprise sex
unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.
when performed on your girlfriend, it’s surprise s-x.
when performed on an even hotter chick, it’s rape.
surprise s-x is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. male rabbits rape the females. yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
politically correct term for conducting s-xual intercourse without consent.
rape is such a harsh word… everyone loves a surprise!
“i’d been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her”
my girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise s-x meant
aren’t birthday parties or presents better when you don’t expect them? surprise s-x also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. just ask bill o’reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of ‘surprise s-x’ for nearly 20 years.
i didn’t rape her officer. haven’t you heard of surprise s-x?
s-x when she least expects it
she was sleeping, but i still gave her some surprise s-x.
a way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with s-x
(rapee) help rape
(raper) its not rape its surprise s-x
(rapee) d-mn
rape, but you shout surprise.
sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
‘surprise!’ he shouted, he then had a sh-g with her in that very bush. good old surprise s-x.
a jocular term for rape.
we in the rapist community prefer the term “surprise s-x.”
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