surprize sex


a fail way of spelling surprise s-x.
surprize s-x:
a jolly spin to date rape.
“it’s not rape, it’s surprize s-x!” explained chase.
this is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
surprize s-x scenario1: -guy attempts to rape girl-

girl: fire!!!

-guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life-

surprize adoptin scenario2: -guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly- girl: i like surprizes!!!

-they all lived happily ever after-
a jolly spin to date rape.
“it’s not rape, it’s surprize s-x!” explained chase.

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