Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist
n.
1: a barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: a barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: a hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 my beard used to make me look boring until i started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 my moustache is a lobster so i can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 when the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, i knew i was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
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