surrey girl
a girl who gives it up for free, very little, or a hit of anything.
see strawberry
give a surrey girl a rock, she’ll f-ck you’re whole d-mn crew
a girl who originates from a city in british columbia, canada. girls from this area are well known for being sk-nky and sl-tty and sometimes both.
“misty’s a surrey girl, she’ll give it up to you for free”.
a female that is known for her promiscuity. will have incourse and/or give oral s-x at the drop of a hat, or sip of alcohol.
d-mn dude, that surrey girl just blew me in the bathroom and i didn’t even know her name.
a surrey girl is someone who lives in surrey, bc. they are often found wearing clothing like phat farm, babyphat, and other played out brands. they often wear their air forces ones and walk around in little brown crews. ( there’s one brown girls crew in every single grade ). surrey girls are often known to go to special occasions only to meet up with their dream boys … surrey jacks. they almost always have names like happy, inder, or other names along those lines… but in reality their names are more like inderjeet and hajinderpreeetinderbinder.
” hey preet, check out that surrey girl ”
a girl who is very easy to chat up,likely to say her and boyfriend just broke-up,and why can’t she find someone nice?,and that they haven’t had s-x in a month at least,then ask if u have a girlfriend,all this while waiting in line at the bar,they’re mostly out at night,although many don’t make it home by morning.easy to spot heavy make-up,big hair,over-kill on perfume,fake nails that shoulda been removed a week ago,some kind of c-m-f-ck-me boots,ohh and don,t forget the back-pack & pager! no-doubt she drinks like a fish,take anything(drugs)offered to her,and usually have at least one boca sweat-shirt,pair of joggers with brat/blondie across the -ss.they’re easy,dumb as h-ll,and always at the door for last call(bar/club).surrey girls favourite quotes “i’m not usually like this” “oh-oh i’m getting drunk” “i just got kicked out of where i’m staying” “my boyfriend beat me up” “i need to pay the babysitter” “i’m out of smokes” “mommy be back”
it’s 10:00am and we’re goin for breakfast,my bro says “hey look at that surrey girl heading home,musta been a rough night” i return “ya she’s even limping musta been road hard and put away wet” poor girl didn’t even get cab fare!
a real surrey girl knows all the sh-t said about surrey girls is a lie. a real surrey girl is tough, takes no sh-t, and can kick your -ss. she is afraid of no one, and can take care of herself. a real surrey girl will happily punch you in the face for using the phrase, “oh, you’re a surrey girl…”.
“i hear you’re a ‘surrey girl’. is it true what they say about surrey girls?”
“depends, is it that we will punch you in the junk for saying anything bad about surrey girls?”
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