Survivor Poop
when you go p–p and wipe and stand up because you think you’re done, but you realize you have one more p–p left. you sit back down p–p out one last t-rd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second t-rd is resting on first wipes tp like a raft, and he’s trying to float away.
i just had a wicked survivor p–p and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like wilson!
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