Susanne
a name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a “z” (this is a b-st-rdization).
women with this name are are usually very bookish–many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level.
women with this name are blindingly attractive. as such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are incredible between the sheets. their tongue control and power are unrivaled.
in addition to brains and looks, susanne has a heart of gold. she is a woman of amazing moral const-tution.
“says here this gal’s name is susanne. that must mean she’s got a lethal combination of brains and beauty!”
the name of a beautiful, intelligent, and hilarious woman. her wit is rivaled by few and she seeks the embrace of witty and funny men. typically blonde, always beautiful, she will hold you in her gaze and then drop you on your face. she lives pragmatically and without regret, she is loyal and unflinching in the face of adversity.
she may also be a picky eater.
hey, is that susanne over there? i hear she hates cole slaw.
a susanne is one of the most awesome girls you’ll ever meet! she is usually brunette and is really into good music. she dresses well and is skinny and gorgeous. all the guys are jealous of susanne’s boyfriend and her boyfriend couldn’t be happier! she can be violent but only in a funny way. overall susanne are awesome and rare. so if you find one hold onto her and never let her go :d
example 1:
guy: d-mnnn gir
guy 2: dude that’s susanne
guy: how you know?
guy 2: i can just tell man…
example 2:
guy: d-mnnn gir
guy’s girlfriend: -slap-…. oh wait i know what you’re talkin about… after all, that is a susanne!
1. (noun) a person, usually female, who loves and cares for everyone she knows. usually loves to feed everyone she comes in contact with, even if they persist that they are full. she loves to have fun, and loves animals. usually stubborn, susanne’s are not one to back down from a fight. susanne’s are quite often beautiful, even when they age.
human being: “that lady, she loves her kids so much!”
human being 2: “she must be a susanne!”
a backstabbing b-tch
” ew, becky is acting like such a susanne. ”
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