Sushi surprise
a sushi surprise is the act of inserting the p-n-s into a empty sushi (seaweed and rice only) so your girlfriend can suck your p-n-s and eat the sushi at the same time.
this practice has been elaborated by osoma kinubushi, a j-panese cook in the early 70’s. since then, it became a common practice in j-pan, as well as in north america and europe.
i love to give my girlfriend a sushi surprise on valentine’s day.
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