Suspectimus maximus
latin root phrase for a person who still closeted, but most likely gay because of their relationship circ-mstances.
you are 40. you haven’t had a relationship with the opposite s-x in over 20 years. you have a “roommate” or “friend” that accompanies you to all family holidays. example used in a sentence: “my brother hasn’t had a girlfriend since high school. he is suspectimus maximus.”
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