Sustache


a swath of facial hair grown to ward off enemies and, consequently, any potential mates;

when a mustache is unavoidably suspicious & disconcerting.
“is it just me or was that ups guy giving off some kill-you-in-blue-lipstick vibes?”
“don’t overthink it — he’s just sporting a major sustache.”

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“i almost had her number,” stuart thought to himself.

he didn’t realize his sustache was ensuring his worst fear of dying alone.

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