SUTME
sutme stands for “shut up, tell me everything.”
when something basic happens to a friend and you need to know what happened right away. they need to shut up and tell you everything.
girl 1: “omgosh, i just started dating this new guy at work named mk.”
girl 2: “sutme”
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