Suv

sport utility vehicle. neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. a whack, fake-ss (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle cl-ss workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.
“my old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people.”

suv parked by soccer mom
gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of suv owners ever go off road
selfish
urban
vanity

driven by -ssholes who are too preoccupied with showing off their vanity than saving the enviroment.
stop making fun of my suv…my luxury is more important than your child’s clean air!
1. a practical vehicle if you live in rural michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.

2. an nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can’t.

regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn’t be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.
if you drive an suv and b-tch about gas prices, you are a f-cking -sshole and might even be our current president.
stupid useless vehicle
“get your stupid useless vehicle off the road!”
a type of pick-up truck with an attached camper sh-ll and seats in the cargo bed.
never intended for p-ssenger use on the highway, is cheaper to manufacture due to loophole in federal laws regulating p-ssenger saftey. despite the manufacturing economy, on of the most expensive types of motor vehicles to own and operate-high accident and theft rate, low re-sale value, and poor performance and fuel economy.
pr-ne to roll over and kill all occupants from something as simple as a failed tire. the lack of structure mandated for real p-ssenger vehicles allows the ‘suv’ to cave in upon rollover, while even the cheapest p-ssenger car is legally required to have a roll cage in the roof structure.
marketed as a more cool replacement for the minivan or station wagon. often seen in news reports as the scene of multiple fatalities resulting from a blown tire. there is a new generation of vehicles marketed as suv or hybrid vehicles, these are not as dangerous, being based on minivan or car ch-ssis-engineered for use on paved surfaces.
mom flipped her suv.
gas-powered compensations for a little winkies.
my no no special stick is inverted and looks like an -n-s with a beard, but d-mn can i cut people off with this who-jigger.

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