suwannee two-shoe
the act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river
“these blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release… time for the suwannee two-shoe!”
“hey srgt. pull over to sh-r-, i need to pee”
… “that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe”
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