Suzaka


a pet-te asian girl who is secretly a rapist on the inside. normally bi but can laps into just being a lesbian. talks in gurgles and random bits of logic fails.
may have an attraction to narwhals, unicorns, and mer-people.
girl1: did you see that movie?
girl2: yeah it had a unicorn.
suzaka: i’m a unicorn!…you gay bro.

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