swabe
pr-n. sway-bee
1) to stutter over ones words without actually having the excuse of having a stutter as your defence.
to take so long to make a point that everyone who is listening gets bored and stops paying attention.
or
2) to be the focal point of office ribbing.
1) “oh no, he’s going swabe again – someone shut him up.”
2) “he’s the swabe”
or
“who’s the swabe here?”
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