Swaddling


when two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. no thrusting is involved.

originates from the yahoo answers question featured on my brother my brother and me (9-12-2011).
it is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. if you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
4 more definitions
a s-x act when the man puts his p-n-s into the woman’s v-g-n- and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
popularized by griffin mcelroy from mybrothermybrotherandme
“i had the strangest dream, then i remembered griffin and i were swaddling last night.”
the act of a man falling a sleep with his d-ck in a woman’s v-g-n-. swaddling has become a s-xual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.
twas a swaddling p-rn.
when a man and woman go to sleep after having s-x with the man remaining inside of the woman.
after a great night, t and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.
when you sleep with your p-n-s inside a girl for an entire night. as defined by griffin mcelroy in episode 71 of advice podcast my brother, my brother, and me. a resolution to the “chronic weiner coldness” malady.
justin: “hey, debbie and i have fun night last night. we went and saw contagion, got some great thai food, and then i fell asleep with my weiner in her.”
griffin: “oh that’s called swaddling, i didn’t even know – i thought we invented it. it’s the new s-x sensation that’s sweeping the nation.”

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