Swaffler


slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their s-xual preferences. more often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their s-xual preferences from heteros-xual to h-m-s-xual.
“man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he’s a swaffler”

“that hot chick was on bruce’s d-ck all night and he didn’t hit that? yup, hes a swaffler”

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