swag level master
swag level master: someone who has gotten past the first 99 tiers of swag and reached such high swag they are a master. by the off chance you run into a swag master you must bow respectfully and say sup swagmaster sam (for example). when you become one whenever you go out you must have a posse of swag friends level 7+ meaning they are fly. to gain such a high level of swag you need a big d-ck, talk the talk, walk the walk, and makes lots of parodies. also use the word swag a lot and each time you will go up a level. the highest swag level master is a chinese dude with a level of 5000 however generally a swagmaster is 500+.
random swag less guy: yo sup swagmaster. swag level master: -quick nod with shades-. random swag less guy at school: omg yesterday i was acknowledged by a chinese swag master!
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