Swag Shopping
when you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.
leroy: yo, you find a job yet?
steve: nah, i’m just here swag shopping.
leroy: what you get so far?
steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, usb sticks, bag of chips, frisbee, and toilet paper.
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