Swag Tv


the only non-p-rn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.

probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an -ssortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.

absolute cl-ss.

its on channel 5, 8.30pm.
what you gonna do when they come for you?

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