swag unit
a swag unit is a group of young people who come together and say: “we will be the cool kids in school this year.” then, they go to the mall and buy everything from the following categories:
o ripped up slim fit jeans
o baseball caps which have nothing to do with baseball
o big -ss basketball hi-tops
o graphic tees
o stupid watches
o ear piercings (ear rings)
o condoms (to pull out their pockets at awkward times around girl to pretend they get alot of kitty)
they are completely oblivious to swag
marshette – how was your day at the mall?
marcella – it was such a wreck, i had to tend to a swag unit….
-marshette prepares a warm bath and some relaxing tea-
or
dejayquan – yo bee, let’s -ssemble a team, wit nothing but cool kidz in it, ya dig?
dayrell – yo yea dat would be tight as sh-t, we’d be like da avengers….
and so commenced the swag unit
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