Swagfag

someone who is overly swaggy in a bad way.
dude , carlos is such a swagf-g.
a kid who goes around wearing skinny jeans and snapback baseball caps hardstyle shuffling to progressive house and thinking he’s lil’ wayne. he will often be unemployed and fail at school exams because he thinks his swag will make up for it and he’ll be the next popstar, when in reality he’ll probably end up giving bl-wj-bs to old men in dark alleys for his earnings and he’ll be paying kids to go on his bouncy castle just to make himself feel famous.
swagf-g – “my snapback has so much swag!”
normal person – “f-ck off and die.”
one who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. this annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase “swag” in situations undeseriving of that t-tle.
“congratulations! you aced the math exam!”
“swag.”

“ugh, he’s such a swag f-g
…

“hey johnny you ready to go to stop & shop?”
(johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
“yeah dude, i thought i’d just dress up…grocery swag.”
(adj): a person that uses the word swag/swagga.. etc. && thinks its cool
2. a dumb-ss mother f-cker that needs a life 3.a person that says “stop trying to jock my swagga.
sentence: you are a swagf-g, get over ur d-mn self already 🙂
someone who’s constantly talking about how much swagger they have(in reality they have none).
the swag f-g: i have so much swag and you have none.
opposing person: you’re such a swag f-g!
someone who over does the whole shoe matching socks, matching pants, matching shirt, matching hat cr-p.
-guy”hey dude, check out my brand new shoes that i will only wear once and not outside of school because they’ll get dirty”
-other guy “that’s awesome dude ! i spent 280 dollars on my new ones ”
-guy “sweeet”

-girl down the hall “did you see those swagf-g’s back there?”
-friend “yeah what a tool”
a person claming to be superior to other people because he/she (generally male) has swag. it is a disease in which a person believes by listening to rap or pop music, cussing, mis-using the english language with words such as yo, yolo, swag, homies and various forms of text talk, have little respect for women, parents, and the elderly, and normally wearing flat billed “snapback” or regular flat billed hats, along with this they wear tennis shoes/sneakers, jeans generally with holes in them (and boxers or basketball shorts underneath visable) or just basketball/athletic shorts and they may or may not wear a t-shirt depending on the season. occ-ssionally they where a type of open-toed shoes called “slides” with long socks and basketball shorts. some swagf-gs will “sag” their pants/shorts, there are some who do not however. swagf-gs also tend to have an affection for phones, wh-r–like females with large br–sts, b-tts, or both, and sports or working out.
prime examples of swagf-gs in popular culture are: justin bieber (most notable), all members of one direction, most male disney stars, practically all other “boy bands” or teen pop artists. and most rappers, drake is significantly notable for his rise of the term “yolo”.
someone who says swag way too much
bro 1: “swag…swag…swag…swag”

bro 2: “yo swagf-g, shut the f-ck up!”

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