swagga formula
this is a formula based on your birthdate to determine your actual swagga… if it can even possibly be measured with numbers, this is as close an estimate as possible
mm/dd/yy
11/04/88
take the largest number in your birth year and multiply it by itself.
8-8 = 64
subtract from this number your birth month.
64-11=53
add to this number your birth
really mr. west? swagga on a hundred, thousand trillion??
according to some dumb-ss swagga formula,
i’d say… 75 (06/08/77) not bad
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