Swaggasm
an overwhelming and euphoric sensation that one experiences when their swagg is turnt “on”
” yo son i got up out tha shower and put my fresh gear on, i looked in tha mirror and gave myself a swaggasam”
when i put the ralph lauren polo under the john wills hoodie with the macthing j. crew linen shorts and riviera top-siders… i had a fullbody swaggasm~
an intense feeling achieved after seeing or thinking of an outfit that is swagged the f-ck out or extremely stylish. similar to an -rg-sm except all stimuli is visual.
1. me: “so i looked into the mirror to swag check before the party and i immediately had a swaggasm.”
2. random chick 1: “d-mn. he’s so hot.”
random chick 2: “i know right, every time i see chris i have a swaggasm.
3. one look at her and i had to check my boxers. fortunately it was just a swaggasm.
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