Swagger Muffin


a tween (10- 12 years old) / teen (13-19 years old) who is uptodate on every thing realated to pop culture
big sister: what the f-ck is the “bæ”
little sister: its what u call your boyfriend, dumb-ss
big sister: you’re such a swagger m-ffin
basically being fly.
this may be like a g6 or a ford fiesta, but only maxy baby 😉
anything that is -ssociated with charwie or jenba, is as cool as a swagger m-ffin.
akon is fly, along with chickens.

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