Swaggerless
without the ability to swagger or have swagger.
mark was so boringly friendly that i just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.
lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered “swaggerless”
“when hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h-t”
1. a person who lacks personality and style of their own.
2. someone who can’t do anything on their own (constantly jocking someone else’s style)
why did you go out with him! he’s so swaggerless it makes my heart hurt
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