Swagonomics
1. the utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.
2. the study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
a: d-mn, who is that guy strutting into the french laundry in a tailored boss suit with a fat wad of cash?
b: some call em corporate ho’s, but i’m fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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a confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the professors of swagonomics at yale.
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