Swainston


1. a metros-xual male with a large amount of chest hair.

2. a girl born in th 90’s who acts and dresses like a hippy. is pr-ne to car accidents.
“did you see how he left his shirt open? it was disgusting. he’s such a swainston.”

“she said she was listening to bob dylan when her car collided with that tree. she’s a total swainston.”

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