swallage capacity


a measurement relating to the amount of s-m-n which can be held in the mouth.

commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
bro 1: check out that bird!
bro 2: f-ckin’ h-ll, she’s fit. wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
bro 1: reckon you’re looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
bro 2: lol
bro 1: lol

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