swamp bog
pr-nunciation:
\ˈswämp\ \ˈbäg\
function: noun
1. usually vulgar: stinky, sweaty, smelly, gross, or generally foul female genital organs
2. usually vulgar: when unseen, a powerful force luring unwitting men into sin; yet when seen, smelled, or otherwise handled, a dangerous force that should repel all but often acts more like a sticky black tar – infecting all who enter with a coating of nastiness that refuses to wash clean
swamp boggy – adjective
friend: ohh man, that dragon that you mistook for a princess last night probably had the foulest swamp bog this side o’ the mississip. how horrible did your fingers smell this morning, andy?
andy: dude, i don’t think this smell will ever come off. i must have been pretty sauced.
friend: no, not really. but its cool.
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