swamp crotch

a condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. the condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind – maybe even the worst. worse than burnt popcorn, mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.
shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. he’s got a h-llacious case of swamp crotch.
when a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!
“is it normal that my v-g-n- smells like a swamp?”
stinky, saturated, hand cream, wax coated feeling in area beneath the t-st-cl-s after 4 days without proper cleansing.

state of crotch when chanting “a marine can stand anything!!” no longer is a viable way to fight a cold water shower.
i am impressed with his tolerance to swamp crotch.

dude you stink, you got some swamp crotch goin’ on in there?

when you sweat and the gooch area is as wet as a swamp.
yo n-gg- i got the swamp crotch. imma go take a shower!
slimy sweat on the t-st-cl-s. usually formed by jogging or working in a hot kitchen for over nine hours.
i ran for thirty minutes in the jungle and not to any surprise i got swampcrotch.