swamp donkey stalker
a desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. he then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of sk-nky -ss, lowest form of s-x with these beasts while he self pleasures his own -ss!
hey ryan, look at that ginger over there. i think he is trying to get f-cked by that swamp donkey! he is a swamp donkey stalker! i know jobe, he can’t catch a break ! all those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. d-mn, his -ss must be as wide as the grand canyon by now!
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