Swamp fabulous
when a redneck b-tch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal jeff bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother’s chest in the attic
“omg, dirt is not a foundation becky”
“f-ck you jennifer, i’m swamp fabulous”
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