Swamp Tuba
giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his -n-s, before tonguing it. similar to a rusty trombone.
the person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his -ss. it turned into a swamp tuba (or swampy tuba).
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