Swamp yak
an unattractive female, who is unmotivated to better herself for the sake of her child let alone herself. maintains a minimum wage job. struggles to stay just above the poverty line.
can be found wrangling fish and smells as such. keeps a rotation of partners of a s-xual nature.
does not need a father, boyfriend or anyone else, but will accept a care taker.
friend: hey man what happened to you and your ex?
you: oh man, that b-tch was a swamp yak!
friend: shes a swamp what?
you: yak, you know fat hairy stinky animal.
friend: oh ok.
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