swampsturbate
it refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and -j-c-l-t- which resembles to swamp.
wife: why don’t you want to have s-x?
husband: sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice i had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. couldn’t hold it back anymore.
wife: gross!
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