Swamptoad
ugly as f-ck. a girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren’t cool, but she thinks are cool.
when a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it’s partner. when that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat
look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads
to have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your d-ck.
bob: “hey did candy give you head yet?”
bill: “yea, and i even had a wart on my d-ck.”
bob: “d-mn, she gave you a swamp toad!”
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